Has your toilet paper been looking cold and lonely recently?! Maybe you’ve been craving a small project for your long, fun-filled trips to the john.

Pop a squat and break out your needles because we are back with another unofficial Sh*t Along! Last time we focused on scarf patterns and we felt like our rolls of toilet paper got a little jealous. So this is why for SAL No. 2 we bring you the coziest bathroom accessory, Toilet Paper Sweater Kits!

Knit out of Scheepjes Stone Washed, the fuzzy halo of a complementary tonal shade in this yarn will give your rolls’ sweaters a sophisticated, heathered look. This sport-weight yarn’s blend of cotton and acrylic makes these paper pullovers breathable and won’t leave your TP sweltering! (Plus, it is machine washable for err – any accidents that may happen in your bathroom!)

Make it your duty to style your rolls of TP with ravishing ribs, beautiful bobbles, and charming cables! Your guests will not be able to help cracking a smile at these tiny sweaters when they visit your bathroom. Plus all patterns are size-inclusive, so if you’re a mega-roll kinda guy or gal you can still find the perfect fit!

• The Toilet Paper Sweater pattern can be purchased on the designer’s Ravelery!
• Size US 4 (3.5 mm) dpns (or size needed to obtain gauge) are required but not included.
• Notions required but not included: Tapestry needle.
• Sizes: Inclusively sized for: Jimmy Beans Roll (Regular Roll, Double Roll, Triple/Mega Roll)
• Finished Measurements: Circumference: 11 (13, 15, 17)”; Height: 4.25″ (all sizes)
• Gauge: 22 sts x 30 rounds = 4″ in Stockinette stitch (10 cm).
• Yarn shown is Scheepjes Stone Washed in colors 824, 801, 836. One skein of each color is required.